Sunday, February 24, 2008

Me and Emily in wal-mart

weirdgurl18 (3:05:52 PM): haha omg guess wat
weirdgurl18 (3:06:34 PM): me and emily terrorized walmart
weirdgurl18 (3:06:44 PM): we put condoms all over the store,
weirdgurl18 (3:06:51 PM): rode the little bikes
weirdgurl18 (3:06:54 PM): ,
weirdgurl18 (3:07:26 PM): then we put on helmets and sunglasses and got dora the explorer backpacks that rolled and ran around singing smack that
weirdgurl18 (3:07:56 PM): and we kept asking random ppl tht worked there if they could tell us where platform 9 3/4 was
weirdgurl18 (3:08:06 PM): and i was pushing emily around in a cart
weirdgurl18 (3:08:27 PM): then we found size DD bras and we put them on over our clothes
weirdgurl18 (3:08:36 PM): we got stalked by the manager
weirdgurl18 (3:09:04 PM): it was the best
weirdgurl18 (3:09:14 PM): then we started playing marco polo REALLY loudly
weirdgurl18 (3:09:33 PM): like she was in the food section and i was by the dvds and i could hear her
weirdgurl18 (3:09:56 PM): and when we checked out, i got a gift reciept for some skittles
weirdgurl18 (3:10:15 PM): and we put some reaaly sexy lingere in this old guys cart when he was turned around
weirdgurl18 (3:10:37 PM): and some condoms in this chicks cart and her bf was with her and he saw them and she was like... um....
weirdgurl18 (3:11:14 PM): and then
weirdgurl18 (3:11:20 PM): we went by the guns........
weirdgurl18 (3:12:12 PM): and i was looking at this one and i was like "how much is it for just one bullet?" and he was like...uh uts 5$ for 6 and i was like...hmm can you just tell me where the anti-depressants are?
weirdgurl18 (3:19:23 PM): they told us to leave and we were like OK
weirdgurl18 (3:19:33 PM): but then we came back 5 seconds l8r
weirdgurl18 (3:19:54 PM): they said "either stop acting like that or leave"
weirdgurl18 (3:20:44 PM): oh yea and we also stalked like 5 differnt ppl
weirdgurl18 (3:21:30 PM): and then i went up to this one chick and i was like "HEY!!! I havent seen you in FOREVER!!! how are you!?!?! *HUG*"
weirdgurl18 (3:22:55 PM): and then we dueled with wrapping paper rolls
weirdgurl18 (3:25:03 PM): and i did the whole running into the dressing room frantically and then yelling "THERES NO TOILET PAPER IN HERE!!!!!"
weirdgurl18 (3:26:29 PM): we went to the music and B-L-A-R-E-D ALL of the stereos
weirdgurl18 (3:27:01 PM): and emily went up to some old lady and started bawling and screaming "WHERES MY MOMMY!?!?"
weirdgurl18 (3:27:57 PM): and whenever the intercom thing came on, we dropped to the ground in a fetal position whispering "the voices again... voices....."
weirdgurl18 (3:28:23 PM): and emily walked into the middle of a bunch of ppl and screamed RAPE
Tomichi02 (3:29:03 PM): did you actually do all of this?
weirdgurl18 (3:29:15 PM): yup =] ask emily
Tomichi02 (3:29:30 PM): lol
weirdgurl18 (3:29:31 PM): then we went to dairy queen..........
Tomichi02 (3:29:37 PM): oh no.

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